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| Author: | hsh [ Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Jokes |
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley! ******************** What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. ******************** What's the difference between snot and brussel sprouts? Kids will eat snot. ******************** Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked up at the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?" ******************** How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. ******************** Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan ******************** Where do cantalopes go in the summer? John Cougar's Mellon Camp ******************** Why is it important to be quiet in church? Because people are sleeping. **************************************** The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!" "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough." |
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